Special Invitation, All Welcome!
Residents of Kroonstad are invited to a really, really special occasion. A one-off event, seldom experienced elsewhere in the world.
The Greater Moqhaka Regional Council is proud to introduce it's new beverage, Moqhaka Reserve 2009!
This special Moqhaka Beverage is already distributed to all residents through the municipal water supply at an extremely reasonable price for a beverage with such "special" qualities. Ratepayers that care to decant a glass of this slightly brownish liquid will immediately detect the odour emanating from this superb product of Moqhaka! The aroma has been incorrectly described as "rotten", "sewerage", "disgusting" or simply "shit", but the truth is that no single word can truly do justice to this delectable product. Read more